Some tiny bits of wisdom that I gleaned over the weekend.

There is a good chance that your house keys are in your jeans pockets. Search thoroughly before panicking the rest of the world.
Friday evening might not be the best day to clean your kitchen.
If you don’t heed to the previous point, atleast make sure that you do not have anything on the kitchen windows, before you attempt to clean it.
If you drop something on the sunshade of the apartment below you, the easiest way to fetch it, is by using a mop to push the item down.
There is no guarantee that the item that you pushed from the top is going to survive after the fall.
It is okay to skip the IPL semifinals / finals and go to sleep, if you are sleep starved.
Some kind soul will always be interested in letting their presence felt by sending an SMS close to midnight.
If you wake up thanks to the SMS, use the opportunity to catchup on the scores before you start to snore again.
There is a lot of chance that you will have a hang over on the Monday morning, even after three rounds of coffee. Live with it

Enjoy and have a great week ahead.

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Don’t worry. Life’s too long.
          — Vincent Sardi, Jr.